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    TIDYWAZZA

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      I NEVER KNEW THIS ABOUT WASHING YOUR HAIR IN THE SHOWER BECAUSE THE
      SHAMPOO RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY.

      PLEASE – THIS A WARNING TO US ALL.
      YOU NEED TO READ THIS.
      DON’T DELETE IT BEFORE READING .
      I HAVE JUST RECEIVED THIS WARNING.

      Shampoo Warning :
      I don’t know WHY I didn’t figure this out sooner! I use shampoo in the shower.
      When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning :
      “FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY.”
      No wonder I have been gaining weight!
      Well! I have got rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with washing up liquid instead as its label reads :
      “DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE.”
      Problem solved! —
      If I don’t answer the phone
      I’ll be in the shower

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        BusybeesBusybees

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          Hope these brighten your day….just a couple of sayings…..

          Stealing someone’s coffee is called….mugging

          Pasteurize: too far to see

          Whoever invented “knock knock” jokes should get a NO-BEll prize

          The other day I held the door open for a clown. It was a nice jester.

          No mater how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery

          I put my Grandma on speed dial. I call that Instagram

          Energizer bunny arrested: charged with battery

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          BusybeesBusybees

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            chuckle chuckle

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            Motel MingleMotel Mingle

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              lol. Great Share Tidywazza

              Finding answers.        Sharing ideas.        Solving problems.

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