I would love to frame this and put it on the front counter and just point to it when guests check-in. It really does seem like 75% of the guests lose all limb functions and brain activity when they check-in to a motel. We had someone ring yesterday, with a booking today, asking my wife where she should eat and who serves what; she wouldn't get off the phone until my wife had told her about all the restaurants around here (approx 25)....

Sheeesh!