Hope these brighten your day....just a couple of sayings.....

Stealing someone's coffee is called....mugging

Pasteurize: too far to see

Whoever invented "knock knock" jokes should get a NO-BEll prize

The other day I held the door open for a clown. It was a nice jester.

No mater how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery

I put my Grandma on speed dial. I call that Instagram

Energizer bunny arrested: charged with battery