What constitutes a 'quiet room?

I have absolutely no idea. I do not believe that it can be guaranteed to exist.

We get this request all the time from both online booking and walk ins. Now we are not on the Highway or the main thoroughfare. We have to have a road go by us or they could not get here. We could give them an end room, but they would still be next to someone or my neighbour. We are all ground floor and yet still they ask. Maybe they want a padded cell not a room and that we are on the road to the cemetery, with very little traffic.

At the end of the day, you just have to laugh it off and assume that the customer does not get out much and must live in woop woop.